"Ladies and Gentlemen the plane has landed in Delhi", announced a feminine voice laced with a thick Russian accent. Before she could complete, people sprang to their feet and jammed the aisle, "mummi I am home", nearly screamed a guy jubilantly on his phone, the voice meanwhile continued, "please do not switch on your cellphones and kindly remain seated"...
As I walked past the visibly bored health inspectors, wearing flimsy masks, a tired voice asked me for my H1N1 form (a novelty in air travel to India these days), a young girl seemingly sleep deprived and with no interest in what so ever she was doing, randomly placed a stamp impression on my form, and nearly threw it back at me, before I could understand what was going on, shouted, ‘next’…
As I dragged myself out of the terminal with my extra home leave luggage, a sudden realization dawned upon me, and very distinctively I felt that I was back! A huge mass of people swarming the reception area, some standing and waiting, others shouting in excitement and waving excitedly, still others just lying on the pavement and having a quick sleep, but most jumping over each other and stretching and bending their necks at impossible angles…
My dad was a bit late in reaching the airport to receive me, so I got to see more of the chaos and pandemonium playing around. Amongst the first things I noticed was the filth and garbage, literally littered all around me, it was more omnipresent and I could have sworn, than God-Almighty himself/herself! At a distant corner were two security guards, in their not so smart uniforms and even less impressive postures. One had a big paunch and was blissfully smoking a bidi, the other one had his 303-rifle carelessly slinging from his shoulder, as he more intently scratched the extremes of his upper thighs.
“Madam one minute, your prepaid taxi here, one minute, one minute…”, assured a small greasy looking man in a torn t-shirt and dirty beyond description trousers, to a Russian woman with a child. “Ustadji…”, another shout from the short guy and rumbled an old and badly dented ambassador car, the woman looked quite shocked and was quite clearly left completely speechless; but after a few intense minutes of concerted assurances by the greasy little guy and his ustadji, she nervously decided to board. But then, the car would not move! So after a short spell of loud shouts a few more equally suspicious looking guys emerged out of nowhere and pushed the car to ignition. And I suddenly remembered reading inside the terminal, under the Incredible India advert, a rather welcoming message, ‘For your own safety hire only prepaid taxis’.
So as I waited for my dad, a sweeper showed up, shabbily dressed in dirty orange overalls and lazily going around doing his job. As he swept a few cigarette butts in his carry bucket, ignoring quite a few others, he spat on the side wall, further staining the already dirty wall with a stochastic coat of red… And at that moment the realization was complete, yes I had arrived, well and truly arrived in
So now im in
What I see saddens me, the more I learn about the way this country is being run the more distressed I feel.... Hope we shall in our capacities are able to contribute whatever little we can in building a country that India truly deserves to be...
With no malice towards anyone, just towards our collective inefficiencies...
hey sir. tum toh ekdum foreigner style article likhne lag gaye.
ReplyDeletetheek karte hain in cheezon ko. waise...mere liye toh tum bhi administration ke part ho :-)
PG! Boss, brother... you got the wrong impression... I believe that by dispassionately evaluating ourselves as a nation and as its people we can probably understand our weaknesses and shortcomings better... And this article is a small attempt in doing just that...
ReplyDeleteI did not wish to sound condescending, that never was the idea, I just wanted to view the whole situation from a distance and probably that's why you got that impression...